In honor of one of my all-time favorite Yankees, I am posting a blog from Lynn today. Here is the story as Lynn reads it. (She’s gonna kill me for doing this, by the way):
“Okay, here’s a good one for you. I just read a Fox news article about
a lesbian suing a restaurant because they bounced her out of the
woman’s bathroom. They thought she was a man, which she of course was trying to look like. She thinks they have gender issues.
Here’s the question……..why was she so offended? Shouldn’t that be
a compliment? And why doesn’t she use the men’s room? So she wants to
celebrate her sexual femininity but be masculine in gender. Which
bathroom should she use?
Problem solved! Unisex bathrooms…..yes, I know there are places
already solving this confusion. If she/he wins this court case rest
assured we will all be using public nongender confusing toilets in a matter
Bottom line: it all comes down to some simple plumbing, she is what
Okay, well, that’s my blog effort for the day.”