What a problem the Anglicans are having. You see, they want to stay in step with the times and “embrace diversity.” They have a strong conviction that people of all sexual persuasions and gender identities should be honored. Gay marriage is the civil rights cause for their existence. However, their churches are dying. The only churches growing (and contributing money) are the conservative American churches—the very ones who are now defecting and joining the diocese of South Africa. In an effort to stay true to their “convictions,” yet continue receiving money from the churches which are not dying, the Anglican churches are devising a secret plan to halt the impending fissure. This article describes the latest scheme.